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Capital Demotivational Poster


LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM -




RECYCLING - Saving the planet, one baddie at a time.


TAGS: tetris capital punishment
Rating: 4.29/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:11 pm
Wow! xx
Defence2501 - February 22, 2011, 4:58 pm
I always wondered where all the bodies went...
freddyfoxtrot - July 13, 2010, 9:12 am
LOL


CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.


TAGS: greed capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.3/5

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Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
What's up Monkey-Boy!
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
hi Claire!
Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
daimuldoon- take it to politifake. We don't need your prejudices.
lhobbes6 - December 20, 2010, 9:50 pm
actually Americas put more money in africa than any other country too bad theyre too lazy to help
daimuldoon - December 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Yeah thats america for you
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:48 pm
A great one ( 5 lions btw) but i think the best one is lazy :D
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
well thank you Master Cranky
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
this one's the best of the bunch sunny =)


GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?




SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm
WTF?


THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES - ... or maybe it was capitalism...


TAGS: the original hunger games capitalism
Rating: 3.86/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)


GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice.


TAGS: gluttony capital sin sunny
Rating: 3.81/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 28, 2010, 6:59 pm
But sir, it's only a wafer-thin mint.... carbloosh! John Cleese was hilarious.


LUST - Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.


TAGS: lust capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.28/5

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GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:29 pm
Tapped, Eva Mendes
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 7:19 pm
tagged


GRAMMAR -


TAGS: capital letters
Rating: 5/5

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dootndo2 - April 26, 2011, 10:38 pm
IT'S ALMOST IRONC, BECAUSE THE FONT TYPE YOU USED IS ALL CAPS.
Houseplant - November 13, 2010, 1:03 pm
LMAO!!..giving you 5L for shooting my coffee out my nose Airman!
culos - November 13, 2010, 8:14 am
5 gentle strokes by the way
culos - November 13, 2010, 8:14 am
Big Deal. in both cases the horse is 'Relieved' so what's the difference?


SOCIALISM -


TAGS: socialism capitalism
Rating: 1.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 8:35 am
No but apparently we need "bringthefunny-fake". Culos is right it's time to focus on the ha ha instead of the bo-hoo!
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 7:33 am
Calm down, KSan didn't defend a dogma, he'd explain the difference between theory and praxis... do we need philosophake.com? :-D
culos - November 2, 2010, 5:44 am
KSan, there is a sister site for your kind of comments, please go to Politifake, we'll wait for you there
KSan - November 2, 2010, 4:43 am
No one has tried actual socialism. What history is littered with are failed attempts that started with it as a base and drifted off. What you may be thinking of is Stalinism, which speaks volumes for the standards of education both home and abroad.
jetgod - October 18, 2009, 2:19 pm
show me a city in a socialist country that looks in any way shape form or manner that looks this modern.
Velin - October 18, 2009, 11:42 am
We tried it... believe me, socialism sucks. But nice idea anyway.


PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


DECISIONS - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE SUPPLEMENTED MY 401k WITH MUTUAL FUNDS?




ENVY - Is the ulcer of the soul.




"CAPITALISM IS EVIL" - Oh, puleeeese - dude you've made millions in your industry - WHATEVER!


TAGS: moore liberals capitalism hollywood pig
Rating: 3.4/5

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WTFO - November 15, 2009, 11:44 pm
WKU, your sentence didn't need the "to know the difference" at the end. v/r
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Moore loves capitalism, he hates corporatism. He's just too stupid to know the difference.
KDP3 - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
@ LogicDude trust me if Mr.Moore does move to Cuba he won't stay after finding out about the rations laws.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:03 am
For my follow-up at Cannes, I will have tackled the controversial subject of kittens.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:02 am
A classic soon to be released example of "argument by anecdote". With that technique, and enough queeludes to keep a film crew operational and compliant, I can prove that babies are evil. And not just the ones that look like Charles Manson.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
I was to to blame the dingo.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
I think he ate your baby. He wants his babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback...
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 11:32 pm
How sweet, Haar.... he does have a certain look to him... like a cuddly Janet Reno.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
I love Michael Moore. Not the infatuated, star-struck, idol-worshipping kind of love, but the deep-seated, eternal soul-mates kind of love. I just wish he'd be more timely with the child-support.
north star - September 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Working on the pixellation, apologies for previous, less than 4.0 work.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
This poster, pixelation notwithstanding, is just a brilliant slap in the face to the thousands of motifakers here who post "I love Michael Moore" crap all over this site. A much needed effort. Well done.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Since he seems to hate his own country so much why doesn't he move to Cuba or Venezuela...let's see how they react to his moviemaking. I'll even buy his ticket!
mallen - September 6, 2009, 10:52 pm
Michael Moore can go fuck himself. No one else will, that we can all agree on.


ANGER - He who angers you conquers you.




ENVY - Envy's a coal comes hissing hot from Hell.




PRIDE - The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.




VANITY - There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.




CAPITALISM - always at work


TAGS: capitalism
Rating: 3.88/5

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Blackjack - June 7, 2011, 2:41 pm
Burger King: Have it your way
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 2:47 am
Good call bud, thanks for the clarification. i was in the same boat of confusion as jake was
guyfox - May 14, 2010, 9:24 pm
they are condoms
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 10:47 am
Those are wierd slogans for pillows. :)


BLACK FRIDAY - “There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.... On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.




CAPITAL - "V" is a capital letter, isn't it?


TAGS: capital marx
Rating: 2.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:04 pm
What the hell do you mean by that?
FatherTyme - April 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
He too, would tap thatonechick...twice
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:04 pm
pretty deep ;)
Derek - June 19, 2010, 10:14 pm
Why yes, it is!


EPIC FAIL!! - because capital crew does not have a clue




NOT ENTIRELY TRUE - SOMEtiMEs modERATIoN IN CapITALIzatIoN is BESt




Pride -




Capitalism -




A Letter From Death Row -




Capitalism Comes To Cuba -


TAGS: capitalism cuba mcdonalds cold war
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:42 am
Chisholm said that? Huh. Always liked the ol' gal. Now I like her better.
concern3 - December 19, 2014, 10:59 am
Unfortunately that so true 5er


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